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When your buddy šŸ† pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .
My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.
by Siakinky December 17, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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