filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.
Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.
by Freebie December 09, 2012
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freebie

when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.
Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!
by freebie March 26, 2013
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