bassoon

A woodwind instrument which resembles a bong.

What the hell, is that kid playing a bong?
No, it's a bassoon.

by babaloulou November 16, 2003

bashonda

a really wierd middle name

whats the wierdest middle name ever

by some random internet guy May 1, 2004

baboon ass

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

by Paul April 9, 2004

Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 11, 2009

Bafoon

Easier way to call an idiot a clown.. they don't tend to understand buffoon or baboon

Flerfs are bafoons

by FlerfWhisperer July 8, 2018

BaDoonst

A Proclamation to a girl with an awesome ghetto booty

(this sounds stupid until put into context- try it, and you will agree)

Damn, Dude! Look at the ASS on that girl!

"Ba-DOONST"!

by Tom K. February 6, 2005

badoonkie

Another term for a doobie/joint.
Usually known to originate from the hounslow area of West London.

Blazer #1 Woah this is getting me high
Blazer #2 Thats coz I rolled a badoonkie

by Pothead Pete June 29, 2009