Baleraphon

the god of the unicorns.

baleraphon got unicorned by his sister!

by Morphiious June 11, 2009

bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.

guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"

by bcbud4200 September 15, 2010

ballers friday

A day in honor of all basketball players around the world.

Westbrook: What day is it today?
LeBron: It's ballers friday... you wouldn't know tho-_-

by 69420litgod November 5, 2020

Uni-Baller

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

B-Baller

A B baller is a Basketball player.

“Yo see that B-Baller over there he hella hot”

“Jordan’s are B-Baller shoes”

by Miriamelkinani May 15, 2018

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

Baller Badge

a badge that ballers give to other ballers to show how baller they are.

also can be presented as a certificate

"Wow nice shot! You deserve a Baller Badge!"

by ktturn March 11, 2010