El Balasta

The girl you'll want to spend the rest of your life with.

I love you El Balasta.

by gbgoco November 24, 2021

Luke baltau

fat fuck that smells like dogshit

have you seen luke baltau he smells like shit

by Ryder_the_goat March 19, 2023

ayden balaam

Gay porn is gay bro cum up my ass

It means cum ayden balaam

by My dad left for the milk at 69 May 5, 2023

Baddie Baltazar

Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.

Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH

by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023

Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.

Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Gherghina Balaban

The most beautiful, charming and wise older female out there, she will brighten your day with her motivational gaze and insta posts, god I wish I could get a piece of that

“Did you see Gherghina Balaban new post? Looking fine as hell”
“I wish she would let me get a piece of that”

by Gherghina’s #1 twink August 3, 2025

Jokerpoker Balala

Jokerpoker - Balala is a rip-off of the famed video game Balatro. It is well known for its silly title and AI-generated graphics. The game is horrendous and does not live up to the expectations Balatro sets in the card-game rogue-like genre.

Mark: "If only Epstein wasn't caught before Windows 10 came out, then I could get a free Windows 10 code and play Balatro."
John: "Why don't you try Jokerpoker Balala on the Apple App Store and Google Play Store?"
Mark: "Ew, screw that AI slop!"

by maladroit is me January 12, 2026