(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.
“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen
by Catmailer March 18, 2011
Get the vintage balderdash mug.A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
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A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.
by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005
Get the Cunt Badger mug.This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.
Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.
by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011
Get the bladder contraction mug.The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009
Get the Honey Badgered mug.French slang verb for having an erection. This word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. This comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. This is often used in expressions.
by Ninja337 August 23, 2006
Get the bander mug.typically a female thats a total package from head to toe long pretty hair (natural of course) pretty face no make up needed, an amazing body not too fat or too skinny every thing is the right proportion she has to dress in the flyest shit every time you see her, she gotta be classy and she always gotta stay with some cash but more importantly than her physical features she gotta be smart and have something goin for herself.... thats a truly bad bitch
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