A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
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Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love baccon..."
John: "...and those who love baccon but won't admit it."
John: "...and those who love baccon but won't admit it."
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The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.
The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.
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Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.
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1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. lazily
2. half-assedly
3. boot-leggedly
4. any combination of the three.
1. Bob didn't want to shower before the party so he put deodorant on his unwashed armpits. It was a Bachelor Job.
2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.
3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.
4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
2. Jerry couldn't hack mowing the whole yard so he just mowed what his neighbors could see. It was a Bachelor Job.
3. Tom's wall had a hole in it so he stuffed his shirt into the cavity. It was a Bachelor Job.
4. Bob, Jerry and Tom are doing a great Bachelor Job on the b-ball hoop. I love how Bob is just sitting there, how Jerry painted a triangle instead of a square, and how Tom fashioned a rim from wire hangers. What a bunch of idiots.
by BlueCollarRocker September 12, 2009
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