BMW 

A good piece of art in the world of automobile luxury, with style and good performance. However the BMW is nothing compared to a Mercedes-Benz, in look, feel, power, quality and performance (S-Class, Maybach, SLK, SL, SLR) "old men" car or not, Mercedes Benz has a greater history than that of the over-hyped BMW-Jock wagon.

BMW sux. Bmw sux. Bmw sux.

BMW by BenzpwnBMW December 6, 2006

BMW 

Most overrated shity propaganda car ever.
80% of their new cars are shity looking,but people
like them ,because its a BMW.
Not the best engines,not best design ,but people say
contrarywise.Cars that doesn't deserve that glory.

Guy:Look at that cool BMW.
Dude:No,that's an Alfa.
Guy:Than it's shit.
Me:Morons

BMW by DarV January 2, 2009

BMW 

Big Mexican Woman or a car

Big Mexican Woman BMW

BMW by marcilove April 29, 2009

bmw 

Body made wrong

Man her face is beautiful,but she has a bmw.

bmw by ripdog64 October 20, 2008

bmw 

big mexican woman

i saw a huge bmw walking in front of my house the other day

bmw by Christopher Knoblock March 31, 2009

BMW 

Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!

Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...

BMW by fubarderby September 17, 2008

bmw 

Big Mexican Woman and/or Whore

very often they are the same thing. typically, ho ass mexican women have like nine kids.and when a woman has that many kids she is gonna turn into one big fat bitch,especially eating all of that mexican food.and if she is just a ho with no kids you'll probably catch something.

man 1: hey i just had a test drive in this bmw yesterday
man 2: how was it?
man 1: it was ok, it was prety roomy inside
man 2: was it used?
man 1: yeh, it had a bunch of dents and scrathes
man 2: howed it drive?
man 1: it was prety loose
man 2: so are you gonna buy it
man 1: hell no it was too busted down!

bmw by mr.bojangles October 21, 2006