by Purvanator November 02, 2014
An elastic band (or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an uncircumcised penis at the point of ejaculation in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.
by Redh00d4 January 19, 2018
Mary has slept with a boy from Beta Theta Pi, GQ, FIJI, Sigma Chi, Sigma Nu, and TKE, earning herself a fraternity belt at Knox College.
by Frat_God_1996 March 01, 2020
by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013
The bouncer of the Vagina Bar
by misssamantha December 04, 2011
Man #1: I hear Starbucks is introducing its new 31-ounce drink size today.
Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?
Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.
Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.
Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?
Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.
Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.
by Fully Dressed Lunch January 18, 2011
Above Texas and Between the states of Arkansas and Nevada lies the Nothing Belt. It is the area of the U.S. in which absolutely no one lives, except for a few people. All the states here are big, square, flat, plainy states, but to the south the plains turn to mesas and valleys. Arguably the most inconspicuous state here is Nebraska (even though it produces most of the US’s Corn), since fingers and eyes of children and adults alike will scroll past it (and the rest of the Nothing Belt) every time, usually focusing on states like Tennessee and California. The most viewed state might just be Oklahoma, due to its place in traditional American stories and its strange shape. It is argued on whether or not the square-ish tip of Texas is part of the Nothing Belt or not.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
I don’t know why more people don’t live out there, it seems pretty and down to earth.
My friend lives in the Nothing Belt.
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
I went down to the Nothing Belt on vacation last year.
You ever been to the Nothing Belt?
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake August 30, 2019