big-lipped beast

Derogatory term for African Americans. First used in the Chappelle Show by the judge to describe the white guy in the role reversal trial segment.

"... keep you kind of the streets, you big-lipped beast.

by SteveBizzle April 4, 2008

beast mode on

The act of turning on an inner psychological switch so that you instantaneously become a beast at any time. Can also be used sarcastically if you know you're about to do something dumb or unbeastly. Often turned on by rap music or whatever pumps you up.

John was always a weak kid, and he got picked on a lot. That is, until he turned beast mode on and got ripped.

by Beast Number One March 29, 2008

horny beast

A person who is horny all day and everyday. Cant resist a girl's hot bod. will do anything to get his/her hands on you.

"I went to franks house on friday, he was all over me, he was definately a horny beast."
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"

by Maddie Crawford August 22, 2008

beast-hand

V. To swat your opponent in the nuts in an upward motion, in an effort to lift them off the ground.

N. The beast-hand

After failure to settle a dispute over their gay marital affairs, Hank gave Brandon Lowry the beast-hand and Lowry could no longer produce sperm.

by Rapscalions without inhibition October 7, 2007

Beastorious

A tall quiet guy (often found during the day at Kennedale) who makes the summer months of returning items to the earth so enjoyable that the swamper doesn't want to leave. Also, Beastorious is exceedingly handsome and is unlike anyone else.

Thanks Beastorious, the summer was incredibly fun.

by TinTone September 13, 2007

Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.

Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.

by Skraggles January 11, 2008

beaselberry

Generally has a large set of watermelons...Invented on June 8'th 1989...Will Generally show for money

BeaselBerry's Berries are very nice.

by Ofelia Cox June 30, 2008