baha

A word that is usually replicated into a phrase in which is used as sarcastic mocking conversational filler (ie: baha baha). Often times used in lieu of a greeting within a conversation and in most cases is stated in a “little” voice. Can also be used as a sarcastic term of endearment when phrased as “you da baha”, in which it is well received the standard return response is noted as “no you da baba”.

ie: baha-baha; baha; you da baha; no you da baha

by YeahDatBFun April 23, 2008

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Baha'i Circle Jerk

Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.

Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.

Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".

Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.

Sally: What was it about?

Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.

by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011

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Baha'i Curious

adjective.

Describes someone who has an interest in the Baha'i religion or who is open to religious experimentation.

Also describes someone who is flippant about made-up religions, such as Baha'i.

Person A: What is that necklace you're wearing of a million-point star?

Person B: Well, I'm thinking of expanding my horizons. Right now, I'm baha'i curious.

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Person A: (flippantly) I'm totally cheating on Xenu with Bahallah.

Person B: (suspiciously) I thought you were only baha'i *curious.*

Person A: (with a smirk) I ain't curious no more!

by Alexandra123 April 29, 2010

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