kiss of the badger 

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

kiss of the badger by kotb October 1, 2007

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

Twat Badger by Simonster June 11, 2006

badger 

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

badger by KYR December 16, 2007

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit! 

Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson

"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."

"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"

Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit! by kylekct September 13, 2011

badger 

British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.

One can also go badger baiting!

"Wouldn't mind licking her badger"

Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."

badger by D Stanley December 16, 2007

Vagina Badger 

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.

Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!

Vagina Badger by Esundell June 9, 2009

Badger 

Simple meaning bad banter

Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie

Badger by Banton!x September 17, 2017