Awkward Arm

Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!

*To your little spoon:
One sec, I have to move my awkward arm.

by Rosemary Ruth December 30, 2007

awkward derek

When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.

I walked into the locker room and immediately felt an awkward derek come over me.

by Mikelowry October 26, 2009

awkward sex

when a person has sex.. with
some one and realizes that it
will be awkward afterwards

Me and my bestfriend had sexx..
It was some freaky kinda awkward sex

by rockstarstatus February 13, 2008

awkward bubble

A state that occurs in social situations involving two or mpre people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.

As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.

Psychology teacher: So, can anybody think of what their most vivid memory is?

Student 1: When I started my first day at school!

Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?

Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.

-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-

by Victor R. Mata November 19, 2009

Awkward Hot

Some Who is Weird ,random or awkward in daily situations But still found to Be Hot.

girl 1-"OMG he so weird" girl 2 "I know But aint he just awkward hot"

by Loserx December 1, 2009

Awkward Boner

Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.

Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"

by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014

Awkward Tennis

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.

Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"

by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011