Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
by Rosemary Ruth December 04, 2007
When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.
by Mikelowry October 26, 2009
by rockstarstatus February 11, 2008
A state that occurs in social situations involving two or mpre people in which one individual makes an awkward comment that causes all involved to cease conversing with one another.
As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.
As the awkward bubble spreads from the source (original speaker), it leaves more silent in its wake as the general feeling of discomfort reaches more and more individuals.
Psychology teacher: So, can anybody think of what their most vivid memory is?
Student 1: When I started my first day at school!
Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?
Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.
-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-
Student 1: When I started my first day at school!
Teacher: OK. That's a good one. Anyone else?
Stident 2: I always remember the day my dad died.
-SILENCE as the awkward bubble spreads throughout the entire classroom, engulfing all in its wake-
by Victor R. Mata November 19, 2009
by Loserx December 01, 2009
Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
by That pin head across the stree February 01, 2014
A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.
Awkward tunnel ritual:
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?
J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!
(person walks in) (silence)
...
(person exits)
NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!
by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam March 16, 2011