The Awkward Turtle

A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.

Paul found Mary very unattractive, but he was horny, so they just did the awkward turtle.

by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009

Awkward Condor

to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.

slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow

Rachel: " how was your night last night"

Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"

Rachel" " what did you see?"

Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"

Rachel : * gasp*

by britnaynay February 14, 2010

aawagga

aawagga…… that’s it

aawagga!

by SwaSwaSwa June 16, 2021

awkward

Interjection used in a situation that is slightly uncomfortable, often accompanied by a virety of gestures: 1. Pulling the collar with one finger (this represents the sweat collecting under the collar from the AWKWARD situation) 2. Arms form a triangle over the head (such as the A in YMCA) 3. One finger pointing at the back of the other hands wrist 4. Pointing at the back of the neck

John: I was snowboarding the other day and I hit this killer jump. When I landed I ripped my pants and my two inch dick was covered in snow!!!

Everyone else: ...Awkward...

by Emerson May 13, 2005

AWAWEEWA

A word to express your feelings, either bad or good. basicly you can say it whenever you feel like it

CS 1.6:
Player1 killed Player2 with a headshot from an AWP
Player1: AWAWEEWA!!!
player2: AWAWEEWA...

by John Dragulin May 25, 2006

Awkward Starfishing

1. When someone says something so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
2. When a situation is so awkward that you cover your face with your hand.
Note: Awkward Starfishing may also happen when seeing someone you did not want to see.

Guy #1: You're so attractive.
Guy #2: *Awkward Starfishing*

Girl #1: I hate Girl #2!
Girl #2: *Girl #2 is standing right behind Girl #1*
Girl #1: Awkward Starfishing

*Sees ex, Awkward Starfishing*

by awkawkawkawkawk March 13, 2011

up your ziggy with a wawa brush

this means that you stick a brush used to comb the hair "downstairs" and shove it up your pussy

She then looked at the two timing bitch and said up your ziggy with a wawa brush.

by whatsittoyou? February 15, 2005