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Avril

1. A washed up loser in desperate need of a bath.

2. Someone who must be introduced to deodorant (or perfume, at least).

3. An idiot who thinks she's original when she comes from the cow-tipping sector of some hick-ass town (her background reminds me of Britney Spears... does it you?).

4. Poor hack of a singer who, instead of parading around half-naked, insists on showing off her butt crack in order to gain a following.

5. Person who leads a contradictory life, claiming that all of her songs come from her "emotions" and are written "on the spot", yet who has co-writers on every single song.

6. Someone who makes all of us who can't sing and can't play an instrument think that maybe we could make it big in the music industry (honestly, I'm even considering it).

7. For those of us who know Avril can't sing, she's an annoying bitch who, when we listen to or watch her, makes our eyes and ears bleed (literally).

Words to see that will help define Avril: fucker, dumbass, moron, twit
"Ooh! Avril Lavigne's songs sound like horse shit! And she made money! Maybe I could be a singer!"

"Aah! My eyes! My eyes! She's soiled my virgin eyes!"
by Natalja June 27, 2004
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Avriana

Is a Katfish, who like to puck her lips, and when she takes selfies she likes to tilt her head to the side by a little bit. Also when she wears heels, she is likely to trip and fall smack on her face. She also has her eyebrows filled in 24/7. And she looks like an ogres ass after he had spicy Mexican food if she doesn't have makeup on. She also likes to take long naps, and complains every few hours. She complains the she is always gassy. She also needs a new weave, but she also has to know that man people love her, not just her hoes, despite these horrendous qualities. <3
Omfg, I can't believe you pulled an Avriana on him. Poor guy.
by I'm _so_kilig October 2, 2018
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i love avrilsguitarist.
by tessa February 23, 2003
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avril

1) a poser who ruined the whole entire tie wearing thing for all girls because now when a girl wheres on it is like "eww that was so Avril"
2) a thing of the past
3) a good singer that ruined music for the rest of us who have a positive outlook
"girl #1 is wearing a nice outfit "
"no way it is so Avril"
by lalagrl February 18, 2004
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Avril

A poser girl, who can't sing, can't play guitar, who IS NOT PUNK.
She crowned herself rockchick and punk...that's is just NOT GOOD.
Avril: I'm a rockchick with an aditude.
by Coco December 27, 2003
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Avril Latrine

A weird, imaginay person some jealous asshole came up with when he/she couldn't think of any way to diss music artist, Avril Lavigne. A name that is used to create crappy parodies of her original songs under. Oh how droll...
Avril Latrine? WTF?

Listen to REAL music from a REAL person, guys. Avril LAVIGNE rocks!
by nickchik May 1, 2006
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Avril Lavigne

A pop-punk singer. I personaly don't like her music, but as a fellow Canadian, I will say this much for her;
Her music, because of her voice, is unpleasant. But often closet posers and posers who are in denial will, without having heard a single bit of her songs but with the knowlege that she was on MTV, have a wonderful time blasting anyone who listens to her songs as a "sellout," "corporate," "shallow," etc. Judging someone purely on their musical likes is INCREDIBLY STUPID.
I think Avril Lavigne is almost unlistenable, but you have the right to listen to her if you want to. To all the kids out there who enjoy bashing and steryotyping her fans, you stupid motherfuckers are WAY shallower than anyone I would want to know.
by Jonzo the Weasel July 29, 2008
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