Australian Parts

The area 'down under' your pants, generally referring to your genitals.

1) We're going to a party? Alright, but I gotta head home and shower first. My Australian parts need a little air.

variation:

2) - Did you buy that girl a drink?
- Yeah, she's Australian.
- Oh, so that's why she sounds funny.
- Yeah, and if things go well I'll get to tour down under and frollick in the outback.

by lankysob7 January 26, 2009

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Australian Shower

When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down

The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower

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Australian Kiss

When two people make their buttholes kiss.

"Last night I was lying, on my back, with my knees up to my chin, spreading my ass apart. Then Celsie squatted over me and halo-dropped her anus onto mine. Best Australian Kiss I've ever had since, Ada,m."

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australian handjob

An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.

"He did the Australian handjob on her"...

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Australian Kangarod

The sexual act of a light-skin Australian female, dressing up as a kangaroo just to get shot by her husband, dressed as an

African kangaroo hunter. than proceeds to fuck her with an AK-47

I'm a bout to Australian Kangarod the shit out of my boss if he does a Sausage Backspin on my desk again..

by YaboiArabCaillou December 13, 2018

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