australian handjob

An act where either a male or female wears a kangaroo costume and masturbates their partner. It can be male on male, male on female, female on male, or female on female. The important criteria is the kangaroo costume.

"He did the Australian handjob on her"...

by DamianLolWood July 27, 2017

Australian Sandpaper

The sandpaper used by Australian cricketers for cheating which they accepted during Aus tour of South Africa, 2018 proving the decades/centuries old allegations that Australians are a born cheater being from a convict ancestry. Ricky Ponting and others being a famous example.
Watch here: On YouTube homepage URL, add watch?v=rCsWS_UU218

A: I did an Australian Sandpaper with my mom.
B: What do you mean, maait?
A: I cheated and did my mom.

by aussiehunter September 24, 2018

australian bobsled

When one takes a didgeridoo and packs it full of snow, and begins to insert into an anus and begins to blow the snow into your anal cavity!

Jay began to take the Australian bobsled he then began to get a brain freeze when Austin pack his ass with snow by performing a musical master piece.

by stihl December 27, 2013

Australian Parts

The area 'down under' your pants, generally referring to your genitals.

1) We're going to a party? Alright, but I gotta head home and shower first. My Australian parts need a little air.

variation:

2) - Did you buy that girl a drink?
- Yeah, she's Australian.
- Oh, so that's why she sounds funny.
- Yeah, and if things go well I'll get to tour down under and frollick in the outback.

by lankysob7 January 26, 2009

Australian Kangarod

The sexual act of a light-skin Australian female, dressing up as a kangaroo just to get shot by her husband, dressed as an

African kangaroo hunter. than proceeds to fuck her with an AK-47

I'm a bout to Australian Kangarod the shit out of my boss if he does a Sausage Backspin on my desk again..

by YaboiArabCaillou December 13, 2018

australian pancake

when a guy cums on a girls stomach and then she lays in the sun.

cooked an australian pancake this morning

by simplepleasures March 24, 2008

australian cleavage

butt cleavage - cleavage from the land down under

People of Wal-Mart is riddled with people with serious, world class australian cleavage

by Kelly-TBCRI December 3, 2010