ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.

Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!

by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010

atomic kitten

Dirty crab-infested lowlives from a 3rd world backwater whose alleged "songs" sound like a cat being beaten to death with a llama, allegedly.

Oh gawd, haven't atomic kitten been exiled to the Sun's core yet!? :(

by Andrew 666 July 24, 2006

The Atomic Elbow

It is The Elbow of Mass Destruction; it is The Elbow of Mass Delight.

Possessed by One Brian Allison, it contains enough destructity to eliminate multiple climate zones at one fell drop. Survivors will be dealt with accordingly with the Chemical Elbow, the Biological Elbow, and ultimately the Nu-kyoo-lur Elbow.

"I've heard the UN is afraid to outlaw The Atomic Elbow for fear of swift repercussions."

by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

The Atomic Gas Pump

Where you take a gas pump or any form of a gasoline dispensor, and put it in a girl's vagina and begin to fill it with gasoline. You then light your penis on fire and begin to have intercourse with her.

"Hey Hubert, I gave my girlfriend The Atomic Gas Pump last night."

"My pussy is still on fire from The Atomic Gas Pump I got last Christmas."

by Harry Megaboner May 3, 2009

atomicity

means : awesomeness, awesome, great, stealth, teh awesomary

Kyle: Oh my God, that skirt that u stole is teh atomicity!
Carla: I know! Stolen Skirts are teh stealth
Marta & Anthony:You Guyz are so industry
Kyle & Carla: Your FACE!

by KYLES FACE February 25, 2005

atomic boner

when you start cumming without jacking off

i was so horny i started cumming

by zohaib May 13, 2005

Atomic Fireball

This is the sexual act of fucking til the guy is about to cum and just before he does, he pulls out and replaces his dick with an open bottle of hot sauce. Not only is her vag on fire but her face gets so red from anger it appears to be a fireball as well.

Susan's vag burned for two days after that atomic fireball last week. I wonder if she'll call me back...?

by Fire ballin' January 12, 2010