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Far Asshattan

I thought you said this party was in Bushwick, not Far Asshattan.
by ccbk November 18, 2015
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reverse asshat

A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.

A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.

Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.
by Sarreq December 3, 2016
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titanium asscheek

Like a regular ass cheek but extremely strong and in shape. Nothing can break it.
"Dude, I've been working out. Come feel my titanium asscheek!"
by MORMONGURL8585 October 29, 2017
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swamp asshat

An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:

"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
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Unbridled Asscheeks

That oh too common smell that comes out of a bathroom after dudes think they're slick by not wiping well enough.
This shit smells like Unbridled Asscheeks
by therealbroshow February 11, 2019
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PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE

Yes being NAKED and ready to be blown to KINGD0M CALM. as the ACTUARIAL MODEL SHOWED.

Yes it happened again as THE J00 FAGG0T SHITEATER PED0PHILE PEDOPHILE as SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI saved his LIFE a SECOND TIME as PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE is where he was directed to drop off his AMERICAN TOURISTER PINK SUITCASE missing three wheels filled with extremely explosive NATURAL FERTILIZER HIS SHIJ KYas to CURRY him a FAVOR as to clear him out back to the secret PED0PHILE CAMPUS as NUDE CHILDREN STATUES but watch out for STATUTORY DISEASE.

It is necessary ceremony for any PEDOPHILE as the new law is PiSS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE Iis OBLIGATORY EXHIBITIONISM to show the OFFENDING GENITALS that went to the wrong size HUMAN H0LES with nothing but ALIVE FLESH BONES AND BLOOD prancing around where ever they are.

50 (SHAR0N) C0URT....

MIRROR ON YOUR MND.
His BLOOD SISTER you think they will fly her in to receive temporarily ANAL ALAN the PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE like as children 6 years young as they compared how PINK THEIR ASSH0LES were on her bed in her bedroom by throwing their missionary position legs in the air TEEMING T0GETHER STINKY AND WHEN ALAN SPREAD HIS. SHE WENT OOOH!!!! BUTT ANAL ALAN delighted in seeing her ASSH0LE and the mirror that was mounted with clear bracket screws on the outside of SHAR0N'S BEDROOM DOOR and everytime the door was slammed the screws some would loosen and not only that ALAN I WALDMAN would look at his ASS FROM the bathroom MIIROR and the mounted view SHARON'S BEDR00M door mirror she say, "your always admiring your PULLING YOUR UNDERWEAR DOWN showing your NAKED ass and yourself in my mirror as come to think of it , ALAN I WALDMAN still.does it to this day, ANYBODY ELSE look at their MOUNTED VIEW.

When SHARON LINDA WALDMAN became a PISS DICK NAKED ASSH0LE as she walked into her CLOSED SLIDING D00R thinking there was a DICK THERE TO RECEIVE HER and ALAN YOU STUPID CUNT in the APPLE STORE you tried exiting the store nut you smacked right into the GLASS WINDOWS thinking there was another PISS DICK there.
by DISTRAUGHT July 21, 2022
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Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own
You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
by Åzüre March 13, 2023
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