Archie

fucking solid geeza pulls all the birds has a massive cock but is short and is sick at every spirt he plays

(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”

(archie)”sorry got training”

(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”

by penisman91 August 15, 2021

Archie

A massive dick who chooses you to answer the next question in English because he has no Friends.

Stop doing an Archie!

by This isn’t me October 5, 2020

Archie

In the cartoon world, Archie is A one eyed fly that lands on the horse poo 💩 hole in order to feast. Fighting all of the other little flys to get his sacred food to bring back to his larva which was also build on by poop.

I heard all the little boys get beat up by Archie want to be him.

by Hootersboobers November 8, 2022

Archie

He’s the biggest eshay of all time. His penis is bigger than your step dad. Ask any laddies and they will say “Archie is so cute”. He also is very skilled at every sport.

Girl 1: Sheeeeesh look how eshay that cute boy is.
Girl 2: I heard his name was Archie

by Eshay king May 16, 2021

Archie King

A theiving ,Conniving cock gobbling jew . Typically a short gay goblin of a man that has a burning desire to fiddle da kidddies

Dont be such an Archie king faggot

by archiesmumisinmyfreezer June 22, 2022

Archie

Super Deppresed

He is so dpressed

that's an archie

by XXXEvelyneXXX October 23, 2023

archie and connie

Archie and Connie are a perfect match. These two people are ment to be after meeting in September of 2021

Lilly: oh archie and connie are a perfect match

Mai: omg I agree though

by Wilbursoneandonly March 28, 2022