Dirty Aspen

When you want someone to "slut you out" whilst pulling on your hair, vigorously fucking you.

Person #1: yo do you remember that girl from last night

Person #2: yeah, what happened

Person #1: I did a dirty Aspen to her

by dr. queef-queef April 4, 2023

80's in aspen

Coke party.

Went to a party themed, "80's in Aspen" last night. Got a blood my nose.

by Themed parties August 17, 2016

Cock-sucking appendage

Also known as throat, including the vocal chords of the person you're referring to

"Karen, for just one second, shut your cock-sucking appendage: I can't hear myself think!"

by Francecco May 15, 2019

Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.

The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021

Toni Vanessa appenzeller

The definition of a used chymida condom thats been used repeatedly by different men.

Like a walk in your local rubbish dump or throwing a sausage down a hallway.

With a bag of gear you could have yourself a "toni"
But beware; shes a hoe, will promise and swear she will pay her tick but will also screenshot your messages and send them around to prove loyalty to daa pipe.

#pipedream

Aw man, i did a "toni" lastnight.

I blew out and let the town see my insides.

If you do a "toni" some guy is bound to tick you some drugs.

I had the weirdest dream lastnight i did a "Toni Vanessa appenzeller"and abandoned my kids.

by Magicmethmachine November 13, 2022

Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

what causes appendix to burst

In some moderation, the appendix makes your poop hard, the infection will cause good bacteria, when the poop gets stuck in your abdomen or anus, the pinworm will stay in your belly, soon after that, the pinworm causes fluid or mucus inside your anus, the fluid and mucus causes your appendix to burst, soon after that, the poo will get soft and it may cause diarrhoea or constipation, and the poo will get soft any minute, and the pinworm starts to die, and the appendix will burst.

What causes appendix to burst is a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 May 30, 2023