When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
by The urban bruh December 19, 2021
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When you’re fucking a girl that owes you money, you tie her to the bed, duck her hard then Cummins on her eyes so she can’t see… grab her purse and run, and never look back.
You know that Shannon Grange that wouldn’t pay me back that £500 yeh, well last night I went to hers and ‘angry bailiffed’ her. Ha. silly cunt.
by Feistyleelover September 1, 2023
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Get the The Angry German mug.Used to describe someone when a very intelligent person over 6 foot tall loses their cool. (May stomp and/or slap)
by FlyyMyst27 December 4, 2019
Get the Matt Hay angry mug.a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.
Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.
by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006
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