anal catastrophe

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

anal diver

One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.

He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

anal clown

a clown who anally rapes you in your dreams or chases you around. many people are afraid of them and the mention of this clown can make them have nightmares. they usually use strange objects such as clocks, blocks, hammers, sand paper, and straws.

Whoa! i had this dream last night and a naked anal clown started chasing me around with a hammer then he got me in the ass!

by StupidPsychoPreppyFreakin'Whor February 20, 2009

Anal Murder

When you Shit in a pillow case and freeze it, Then once frozen you kill someone with it.

Jack: Hey man u hear bout Heather.

Bobby: yeah man that was horrible. Anal murder isn't a joke.

by Sorry I messd up with my email September 26, 2010

anal april

Is when you have anal everyday in the month of april

Anal april is my month

by The fat hun November 30, 2017

anal training

the process of training the sphincter muscles to relax and accept insertions more easily.

My Mistress is slowly training my anus for strap-on sex, to help She purchased your anal training kit a month ago. It has helped me to learn to relax my sphincter and get more enjoyment from our sessions, next, I hope, will be your dilator kit. I have a much easier time of handling her dildo now.

by Nikki-NikKay September 14, 2006

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005