Alt Qdoba

When the line at Chipotle is too long, so you go to Qdoba instead.

Man, this line is so long. You wanna Alt Qdoba?

by stuperer November 5, 2011

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alt-handshake

The alt-fact name for a punch in the face

Man, did you see that hilarious clip of that Nazi fuckwit Richard Spencer getting an alt-handshake? So good.

alt-right, fashy, alternative facts, gaslighting

by klausfiend January 28, 2017

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Alt and F4

free robux hack

type this in roblox to get 1000R$

Robloxian1: how to get free robux
Robloxian2: just type alt and f4

by sixty nine 69 February 5, 2020

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being aware or a false belief of being aware of more apolitical and less politically correct things in society that are often very vague and not based on solid reasons and rooted in conspiracy theory eg "green energy is globalist communism". "Veganism kills more animals than factory farming" Youtube and facebook comment sections are usually full of such enlightened statements from sun-glass on head baldies and platinum blond pseudo-psychologists with too much time on their hands. Usually the right-wings own brand of 'woke' but not exclusive to them. But can also be about things that ARE true but are not politically correct and attract twitter woke scolds.

James at work is always repeating the alt-woke hot takes he reads on facebook.

During this pandemic Vicky has become alt-woke and joined anti-5G groups and anti-vax, which she often browses from her radiation emitting phone, whilst smoking some DNA damaging rothman kingsize

Kumar keeps alt-woke scolding me calling me a sheep telling me to wake up

by Q-adumb January 1, 2021

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Alt-Right

Name for basement dwelling uneducated hillbillies and rednecks who believe their privilege was taken from them and that they are victims in the society.

Alt-right is the name for neo-nazi group of uneducated white males.

by Woozworld December 8, 2018

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