Allahu Akbar

What you say when you are about to blow yourself up at an airport

Suicide bomber: Allahu Akbar!
Crowd: *Panics*
Suicide bomber: *boom*

by a discord mod November 8, 2021

Allahu akbar

KABOOM!!

"Allahu akbar" *explosions bam boom kapow

by Loathingrock May 25, 2017

allah akbark

The guttural sound a muzbot makes just before he presses the 'go' button on his explosive vest.

"Allah akbark, woof woof" went the barking koranimal just prior to blowing up a plane-load of terrified infidels.

by glaz November 23, 2007

Alluah akbar

A phrase used by ISIS/Muslim terrorists that they say before committing acts or terrorism; Blowing something up.

All these Isis idiots do is run around blowing stuff up yelling ALLUAH AKBAR!

by MemePleb July 22, 2016

Allaho Akbar

Allaho Akbar means "God is great"

*a terrorist walks into a mall*
"ALLAHO AKBAR!"
*EXPLOSION*

by Herdw33d June 20, 2005

allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah

muslim chanting before detonation

The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.

by blacknigerian April 16, 2009

Dirty Allah

This act is similiar to the well known Dirty Sanchez in which after having anal intercourse with a woman, you withdraw a soiled erect penis and trace a stinky moustache onto her upper lip.

This act places the Hindu spin on it, whereas the freshly soiled penis, is withdrawn from the backdoor and poked at the woman's foreheaed several times, leaving the spotted stain of the Dirty Allah.

After Mike had enjoyed several moments of Wendy's backdoor, he unexpectedly removed his penis, walked around in front of her and kneeled down. Holding her head gently in his hands, he poked her several times with his penis on her forehead. The sensation of his penis on her forehead, coupled with the smell told her she'd just been given the Dirty Allah

by DiveMaster Mike April 14, 2010