To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
by I am a person l May 29, 2023
S.A.B. alert: acronym. Used to describe the time when one person calls together one or more persons to gather and SMOKE A BOWL of illegal substance. I.e. methamphetamine or marijuana.
Matt sells drugs and as a drug dealer it is his irresponsibility to go and make house calls. Many of these house calls are for people in dire of getting their fix. Due to the coed and foreboden world of drugs and deals, code is often used and the demand for bonus rounds of smoke are high. The house call code is. "I have an S.A.B. Alert." "matt get here quickly." Matt says "Bawk, bawk bawk, shut the fuck up."
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by penn and teller November 03, 2013
Known well for it's scary sounds and unexpected demonic screams. It is meant to alert people about a child that has been missing or kidnapped.
1. Random Politician: Amber Alerts at 3AM would be good for waging phycological terror on the citizenry!
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
1A. Some dictator: You sir, are a very bright man. You should be my heir!
2. An alert on phones or tv, by the county meant for helping progress to find children lost or abducted
by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021
1. A male that oozes coolness, typically noticed long before passing and someone who one never approaches to talk to.
by a jesus taco April 28, 2010
something you say when a girl has done or saidsomething so badass or powerful you feel compelled to alert eveyone else in the room by uttering these three words
inappropriate office worker: *sexually harrasses bad bitch* (bad idea)
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!
bad bitch: You better get your hands off me scumbag or I swear I'll kick your teeth in with my six inch heels
supportive office worker: Bad Bitch Alert!
by word_boner August 18, 2014
Beware of asian drivers, when one of them cuts you off or just does a dumb driving maneuver in front or beside you throwing your car in peril.
This term comes from the observation that many asian drivers (in Toronto) have red lanterns hanging from thier rear view mirrors. When you would be driving and your passenger might say to you, "Hey, watch out for the red lantern alert to the right!" Seeing an asian driver merging into your lane minus the proper signal lights and disregard for the driver's car in question.
by Sparebear75 April 29, 2007