albertsvk

Gorgeous amazing editor who is talented and cool 🥹

“Albertsvk is so cool”-1
“Ikr”-2

by albertsvk March 24, 2022

Albedussy

Albedos yk what down there😄

Albedussy is my favourite dish.

by j0llenn March 27, 2022

Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye

Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."

by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022

Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023

Albert aretz

Best YouTuber, I’ve been a fan of him ever since I can remember from like 8 years old to now. Albert is the funniest guy ever and has never failed to not put a smile on my face ever since I’ve started watching his videos, his humor is amazing and cracks me up every time. I remember when I was little “earth worm sally” “yo tengo” “if you love me let me go” all the myths and even his old channel. Albert has had such a big impact on my life and I really wish the best of him. When my parents couldn’t raise me he did. When they couldn’t calm me down he did. I truly don’t understand how people could ever not like this man. He deserves the world.

Albert aretz is my childhood

by Carm3llx lol August 4, 2023

Albertoratkingbruh

Someone or something that is white

He's albertoratkingbruh

by Yubbymaster September 24, 2023