Alberto

Will LITERALLY KILL you

Dont mess with that bitch Alberto , he crazy

by oGxBP June 11, 2018

fatter than albert

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

by Leesie September 14, 2007

Battle of Alberta

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006

Fat albert

A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.

Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"

by WoRd! June 12, 2005

Albert

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

11:11; "I wish for Albert <3"

by adviento. May 18, 2008

Albert Clifford

Alternate definition for ac slater or ac slatering. The act of defication while facing the wrong way on the toilet, similar to the way Albert Clifford "A.C." Slater used to sit in chairs in school and at The Maxx on Saved by the Bell.

I really had to drop a deuce, but wanted to listen to some tunes, so I busted out my laptop, pulled an Albert Clifford, rested the computer on the bowl, and rocked out to "Friends Forever" by the Zack Attack while I shat.

by Andrew Allerton December 27, 2007

Alberta snowstorm

An orgy involving one woman, generally middle aged, and at least five guys. The men first abstain from masturbating or having intercourse for at least three days, in order to increase the potency and quantity of their ejaculation. The orgy begins when the men stand in a circle around the woman, who is kneeling on the ground. They proceed to circle jerk, ejaculating simultaneously on her head (so that she is covered in the "snow"). They then proceed to gang-bang the woman - pausing first to tweak on some crystal meth. Originated in Ft. MacMurray Alberta, where due to the oil sands there is a largely transient population of male workers (a.k.a rig-pigs), and relatively few females.

Rig-pig 1: How's it goin' eh? Did you bone that chick from the bar last night?

Rig -pig 2: Naw man, I had to share with my buddies. Showed her an Alberta Snowstorm.

by Kabouter Weasley August 5, 2012