Alan Tango

A devious monkey owned by 'XpickelsX' on the popular pirate themed game Sea Of Thieves.

Alan is known for his racially abusive tendencies which often gets him shot out of a cannon.

"I've lost my galleon, who could've done this?"
"must have been the work of a certain Alan Tango"

by oPtIc FaTmAl May 1, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

sherlyn and alan

better than you because yes

sherlyn and alan are way better than us because they are hot and sexy wish it could be us </3

by yeah12672 November 21, 2021

omer alan

cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy.Someone who is sweet, loving and kind. The best guy to have as your boyfriend because he treats you so well and knows how to take care of you. Makes friends with your friends and isn't afraid to show how much he cares for you.This man is the very definition of sexy, that every person on the opposite sex desires. He is really a greek god of modern times. He's not too muscular nor to thin he is just right.

That man is so omer alan....

by jeana wellens February 15, 2013

Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.

Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield

by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018

Alan Shepard

For God's sake, do research on this before putting in a definition!

noun

1. the first American in space

verb

1. (unofficial) some sexual act

noun

1. "Alan Shepard was the second person in space after Yuri Gagarin from the Soviet Union."

verb

1. "Imagine you were the first American in space, and some pervert decides to put a made-up, sexual definition of your name. Disgusting."

by UltimateFantasyY April 21, 2023

alan liang

the best person u could ever come across, hes so hot id smash him with everything i can his juicy balls ahhh simppppp

ahhhhhhhhh alan liang????? yes alan liang do be the definiton of smashable

by DADDYSMILKMEOW January 24, 2023