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African African American

Someone who is black and living in America who recently came from Africa.

This differentiates from people who's ancestors came as slaves over 400 years ago and yet still call themselves African Americans.

"People like Barak Obama because he is a well spoken, clean African African American and not a regular African American."
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African School Bus 

A giraffe that has three or more black kids riding on the back of the giraffe to school.
Dude why are those kids on the back of that giraffe.
Its an African School Bus.

African Munchies 

The extreme munchies that one will get after smoking a massive amount of weed through conventional method, ie (blunt, joint, bowl or bong) and then chase it with pot brownies in hopes of satisfying the first set of munchies. Not only will you be blown off your ass, your munchies will match or surpass that of children starving in Africa.
We smoked 3 bowls each and a blunt, then intentionally ate a whole batch of brownies that just looked so good and gooey, after that we had the African Munchies.

(Not intended to be cruel, END WORLD HUNGER!!)

African Salad 

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.
Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.
African Salad by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021

African American 

A politically correct term used in the United States for a black person. A black person could be 100% English but still be called African American by an American, even though they're neither African nor American.
American: "Look, it's an African American!"
Englishman: "I'm English, you dumbarse."
African American by Jimmy Kickarse October 22, 2006

African Mudslide

when a man deficates in a womens mouth then recieves oral sex while the fecal matter is still in her mouth.
Hey bro, i just creamed out the best african mudslide!
African Mudslide by Ranamar dixin January 19, 2008

African-American 

African-American is an (ETHNICITY), just as valid as Italian-American, German-American, Japanese-American Kenyan-American, Nigerian-American, Egyptian-America etc.

The Black Americans that are *descendants* of African slaves that were FORCED to come to America, NOT to be confused with Africans that (VOLUNTARILY) *immigrated* to America AFTER slavery ended.
Not all Blacks in America are African-American.

President Barack Obama is NOT an African-American, he knows that his father is from Kenya and that his mom is American thus he is *Kenyan-American* his wife is African-American. Also American Blacks are called BLACK for 'general purposes' however, "African-American" for FORMAL purposes ie, job applications, legal documentation etc.
African-American by Ashcan May 9, 2010