Ben (absolute lad)

pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys

i wish i was ben (absolute lad)

by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020

trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

by KerbalGunnerz December 18, 2013

absolute knickers lah

when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.

Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...

This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah

Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah

That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah

by mon errigal February 07, 2011

Absolute handsome bastard

Euan Anderson. He's an absolute gorgeous man and I appreciate him so much.

Here man, you seen that Euan Anderson?

Ye mean absolute handsome bastard? Aye obviously

by Bxhja snd May 29, 2021

absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

absolute rocket

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.

Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.

by absolute rocket May 17, 2016

Absolute True Agony

When you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is NOT espuma

Im His name is Baba Booey

Absolute True Agony

by Gbungper August 18, 2023