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Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.
Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.
by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017
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Snowy Asshole

A player in a COD lobby wearing a snowy skin, and has a very gay and stupid playing style.
Oh shit boys, there’s a snowy asshole on the other team.
by Jibba Sauce May 17, 2020
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Spoiled Asshole

A kid who is often spoiled by his or hers parents/parent or guardian/guardians in any way

ex. getting whatever they want, getting money, etc.
“Hey did you hear about the new kid,” Said my friend, “I heard he got the new iPhone -69 Pro Max” “Damn, he must be a spoiled asshole.” I said.
by ayop4ndaa January 30, 2022
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Laundry Asshole

A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
by N0where December 11, 2021
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Artsy asshole

A narcissist dressed in hipster clothes. Other physical attributes include: A bowl-cut hairstyle, oversized clothes and round glasses.

Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
That guy is a artsy asshole, he´s a spoiled trendy-clothed backstabber.
by Dstmna March 15, 2022
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Sunday Morning Asshole

A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.
Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.
by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010
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Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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