Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?

Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Battle Axe

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.

Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.

by H23 February 26, 2009

cherry axe

A whores vagina when fully expanded. After completer arousal

man, i wana shove my weiner in that cherry axe

by Chriss December 17, 2003

The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.

The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.

by SirOwnzAlot February 28, 2004

Battle Axe

Weapon - two sided axe, held with obne hand inbetween the blades and one lower down the pole.

The barbaric demon charged, battle axe in hand he decapitated thehuman.

by Vehementi Dominus January 30, 2004

Axe-Dee

An alternate spelling to 'XD.' A way of expressing joy and lols

Axe-Dee is = to XD as PWND is = to Owned

by Jordan Lowndes January 14, 2008

Axe wound

A vagina

(Cillian) How d'your date go?

(Elijah) Great! I fucked her axe wound senseless!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019