National Grab Ass Day

National Grab Ass Day . Grab every ass you see as soon as possible, no rules apply !!

February 3rd only .

“damn bro did you hear about national grab ass day? ima grab every ass i see.”

by dhatbaddie January 31, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

National Grab Ass Day

On February 20th any boy (taken or not) can grab any girls (taken or not) ass for this whole day, so grab that girls ass you’ve always wanted to!!

“Hey bro guess what ? It’s national grab ass day”

by Mia2212 February 18, 2020

National slap juba's ass day

29 september is the day when you can slap juba's ass without consequence.

Me: juba let me slap that thicc ass, its national slap juba's ass day!
Juba: Come here daddy!!!
Me: *slap*

by juba's ass lover September 28, 2022

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

NAtional grab ass day

On september 6th grab a girls ass

Its national grab ass day!!!

by Cooleyboy101 September 6, 2019