The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.
These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
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Hoe bag uppity wench. Will end up alone for sure, and lies to get her way. People usually see her with ugly and fat girls to make herself feel pretty. Terrible In bed, won't do anything fun.
Hoe bag uppity wench. Will end up alone for sure, and lies to get her way. People usually see her with ugly and fat girls to make herself feel pretty. Terrible In bed, won't do anything fun.
"Dude how was she last night"
"TERRIBLE she just laid there, and used way to much teeth"
"What an ash-hole"
"Indeed"
"TERRIBLE she just laid there, and used way to much teeth"
"What an ash-hole"
"Indeed"
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*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."
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Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
Get the a barrel full of smashed assholes mug.Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
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Get the excuses are like assholes mug.A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
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Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
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Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.
That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.
That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!
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