Certified main character energy. Moves through life like he’s the one directing the movie, and everybody else is just auditioning for supporting roles. Known for dropping lines so smooth they slide straight past the friend zone and land in “when are you free?” territory. Girls don’t just vibe with his rizz—they get curious, hooked, and lowkey addicted to the way he makes every convo feel like it’s written by the universe itself. A master at mixing charm with confidence, he doesn’t chase—he attracts, and somehow always leaves ‘em wondering how they just fell into his story.
Her: “So what do you do?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”
by SussyGussy67 September 21, 2025
Get the Angus Allenmug. 
Guy: Ayo Angus!
Angus: *Gets hit with a frying pan and slowly hits his head on the piano*
Guy: *Starts playing Jump by Van Halen on the piano*
Angus: *Bleeds to death*
Angus: *Gets hit with a frying pan and slowly hits his head on the piano*
Guy: *Starts playing Jump by Van Halen on the piano*
Angus: *Bleeds to death*
by Angus go August 21, 2021
Get the Angusmug. The Angus Effect refers to a bell curve of skill in video games, wherein a less experienced player can unconsciously leverage their inexperience to their advantage, defeating a more "skilled" opponent through an unconventional and unpredictable play style.
Man 1: Did you see the Angus vs Reuben 1v1 in Siege last night? Angus destroyed him!
Man 2: Yes I did! It must've been because Reuben was high. In what other conceivable way could Angus have realistically beat him?
Man 1: I'm telling you, it's the Angus effect! This has happened time and time again.
Man 2: Yes I did! It must've been because Reuben was high. In what other conceivable way could Angus have realistically beat him?
Man 1: I'm telling you, it's the Angus effect! This has happened time and time again.
by Throbert Johnson July 20, 2025
Get the The Angus Effectmug. Someone who is bipolar, breaks someone’s heart for someone else, is a complete idiot, or is a Kool Kat
by nicekittys January 3, 2019
Get the Industrial angusmug. by agonyembrace November 21, 2021
Get the Angusmug. Angus ford is rumores to be the real son of henry ford. He enjoys the arctic monkeys. He is known for being bad at video games.
by I don’t know john May 1, 2021
Get the angus fordmug.