anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 04, 2018

anal dictionary

a reference manual to all things anal.

i had to refer to the anal dictionary to pull off a proper rusty trombone.

by 40oz.killa December 12, 2007

anal flamping

When your partner has piles and you are mid anal intercourse the piles swell too large and trap the penis within the anus.

"Mate got my tackle stuck in her lumpy porridge last night, it was some serious anal flamping"

by MattM18 March 18, 2015

anal cherry

The virginity of a hiney. If your hiney gets fucked, you lose your anal cherry.

When Jack felt how loose Mindy's hiney was, he knew her anal cherry had been plundered away long ago.

by Katey McShea June 28, 2007

Anal report

A loud fart that can be heard by a room full of people

My oral report on vegetarians was rudely interrupted by johnny's anal report on what he ate for lunch.

by Cap'n Billy July 07, 2009

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.

"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"

by Johnnyh June 29, 2006