Alcoholics Anonymous

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.

Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.

by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

alcoholic enima

Giving a large shot of a hard alcoholic beverage to someone by way of their butt hole while they are supported upside down. This is favourable because alcohol entering the anus is absorbed into the bloodstream faster then if consumed orally. Try it with friends!

Q: Man, there's only one shot left. How am I supposed to get drunk tonight?

A: Take an alcoholic enima. Let me help you. It works every time.

by peteeeee February 14, 2007

Alcoholic

n. a college student

I just saw a group of alcoholics on their way to a kick-ass party. One of them is in my math class.

by ambercutie December 28, 2005

Alcoholic

Someone who knows how to party

Dude that guys totally an alcoholic!
I Know I wanna party with him!

by floda reltil November 14, 2011

Alcohol Civilization Theory

The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.

The Alcohol Civilization Theory was invented by me as a joke.

by Yami Yokaze September 16, 2004

alcohol

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

by wittyname January 24, 2010

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

by Volcomxxstonerxx March 2, 2009