Alabama hot pocket

When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns

Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket

by That dude 1time January 25, 2020

Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.

"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"

by anongeo January 10, 2009

Alabama Wet-Sock

Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.

Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.

by KafkaFish August 23, 2011

Alabama

Habsburgs. What the Habsburgs did for a millennium.

The Habsburgs committed alot of Alabama

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Alabama nigger sex

When a nigga (black man) fucks another monkey and they make a baby monkey and and they wank it off and the kill it and the cycle continues

nigga monkey fuk nigga Alabama nigger sex

by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019

captain ahab

A person who has a particular affection for large white women. Referencing Melvill's novel Moby Dick.

My friend Tyrone is a huge Captain Ahab. He hangs out around Jenny Craig on Friday nights.

by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007

Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.

Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole

by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009