The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.

That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

by yungkrabscale April 21, 2021

Truffle Butter

Truffle Butter is the brown slimy combination of female cum and poo from switching between vagina and butthole.

We had sex from both holes for the first time and got truffle butter on the white sheets.

by dlr3420 September 06, 2016

Ruffle truffle

When u eat dawn and tide and u start to feel like a GOD.

I totally had a ruffle truffle last Tuesday

by Celery man January 16, 2018

Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.

Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.

by ModernLanguageExtraordinaire March 07, 2012

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

cherry truffle butter

When you pull it out of her ass and put it in her pussy while she's on her period.

Lick my vag, nah guuurrrllll. You on yo puuurrrrid, you got dat cherry truffle butter doh.

by Datbuttholemasta March 01, 2015

truffle picker

a midget

a midget peckbrowniebitch that is always way to small to even notice that they are living.

by lori peckbrowniebitch October 07, 2003