Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 13, 2006

Moses Manoeuvre

A sexual act where a partner inserts their index and middle fingers of both hands inside the vagina and open it in the same way Moses split the Red Sea. For full effect, this is performed while the woman is on her period.

OH MY GOD! He totally pulled a Moses Manoeuvre on me last night!

by piss stains November 21, 2020

Moses

A man of great faith that followed and chased after God whole heartedly without doubt.

Moses led the Israelites out of captivity from the Egyptians.

by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021

Moses

A haircut famously worn by Egil

Yo nice Moses cut bra.

by Øywind January 25, 2017

Moses of the spliff

The founder of the spiff followers, the name given to someone who provides the weed to the group

Thanks Jim your Moses of the spliff

by Spliff moses September 24, 2017

moses

she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass

moses likes like he eats ass

by gfd g j April 10, 2022

Moses striking the rock

I got you now you stupid bitch

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024