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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc

an annoying-ass motherfucking cuck
Marc is an annoying-ass motherfucking cuck
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Marc and eddie

They are the most softest people in the world they are bitches and pull no hoes they get jumped and try to act hard there just a bunch off pussies
It’s the pussies Marc and Eddie again
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Marc Catone

when you fuck someone in the ass and then after you eat ice cream out of that same ice
Bro I heard Steve did a Marc Catone with Katie last night and they used cookie dough ice cream.
by Dripping Faucet November 8, 2020
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Marc

big penis, big personality
has about 5 chicks in his dms
1: yo u know marc?
2: ye bro he got a big penis
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Marc

The opposite of a man, mostly seen among Canadians. A coward who has no balls and is selfish by nature. He is also a really creative liar and is capable of making up the most absurd stories to avoid any form of inconvenience.
Girl #1: Damn I just met a guy who has inverted balls
Girl#2: You met Marc? Run!
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Pulling a Marc

“Pulling a Marc”
Marcane is an user from the Kiriko Mains discord server. Whenever there’s a topic he knows a lot or nothing about he will write full blown essays explaining his views on it when it could be explained in a few sentences.
Cleric: *Types for more than 1 minute*
KirikoFanGirl: Cleric's pulling a marc again 😅
by Clericnumber1Fan November 19, 2025
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