Rainbow Flat

Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.

Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!

Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!

by 1.4.theroad August 25, 2022

smackhead flats

Flats with a high concentration of smackheads, usually in Urban or Sub Urban areas. People who live in smackhead flats usually use their welfare money to purchase Heroin and maybe also Cocaine making them potential crackheads too.

Jim Lost his job, he could not pay his rent therefor he was evicted - he now lives in the smackhead flats in the local shithole.

by NahItsSad January 1, 2018

rising flat

An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.

"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"

by Alex and Neil April 6, 2009

flat cat

A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.

Is that a flat cat under those books?

by Terriblepeopleperson June 19, 2017

flat earthers

people who have small brain

he has a small brain
haha a flat earther
flat earthers are not smart

by smartkat44444445 November 8, 2019

flat squirrel

One who is indecisive.

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.

by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016

Cranie Flat

Short for cranium flatulence, also known as brain fart.

Nigga, I had a brutal cranie flat when I was ordering at KFC. After my cranie flat, I ordered pizza like a foo'.

by 420CranieFlatQueen July 24, 2011