Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

Chinese hug

When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.

Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.

by EuroVWGTi June 9, 2016

Chinese Pineapple

The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.

-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!

by EdgyChicken January 3, 2020

Chinese Cuisine

Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.

“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”

by TheGiant20 June 5, 2018

Chinese Cigarette

A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.

Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.

by facehouse November 11, 2011

chinese algebra

a hard type of math

shit son, when i was makin out with jenny i was harder than chinese algebra

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

chinese rock

Heroin, or especially heroin from China
also called "Asian white"

"I'm living on chinese rock, all my best things are in hock" - song by Johnny Thunders and the Heartbreakers

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004