Canadian Cocktail

A sexual act in which a male puts ice cubes in the girls rectum and proceeds with anal intercourse. Once the ice cubes melt to become water, the man shakes the women violently as if she were a cocktail, and then finally dispenses the cocktail into your choice of glassware. Drinking said cocktail is mandatory, or else why would you do this?

Mom: Did you get drunk last night?
James: No mom, I just had the usual Canadian Cocktail.

by AvyBaby April 28, 2017

canadian flag

a pride of symbol in canada, also a thing americans use to avoid being yelled at, beaten up, or killed(the movie hostel) in Europe

That asshole above me sucks too much to wear a canadian flag on his backpack.

by johnathan keeks December 6, 2006

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

Canadian Combo

Two gay dudes giving each other footjobs with maple syrup as lube

Bro I totally got that Canadian combo last night-some Canadian dude

by sugartaurus18 August 31, 2023

Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023