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867-5309

A number you give someone if you really dont want them to have you number
"That nerd over there asked for my number so i gave her 867-5309"
by JackMaster427 March 11, 2010
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The 530

Refers to anywhere in Nevada county, it is most commonly used by the occupants of nevada county who think they are in fact gangstas,
Hey! Let's roll down to the 530, they grow some dank weed there
by Nolan AM January 14, 2008
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5310

5: S
3: E
10: Roman Numerals X
Can we have 5310
by Mister P-Diddy February 17, 2010
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867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"
Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.
by Nick November 30, 2004
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867-5309

A very popular phone number that will guarantee you'll get calls day or night by some 80's reject and urban myth lovers, horny teens, and foolish college students calling this number across the areas that have 7-digit phone numbers (minus the area code) to as for Jenny. If you get offered this number by your phone company kindly tell them NO or you will get pranked day and night by idiots. At one time what MONTANA did was make it where it was a number changed recording that stated that the number dialed 867-5309 has been changed the new number is 876-5309 thus caused a loop of "blonds" to keep calling back. In Oregon 503, a guy has the number and an answering device that says "This is Jenny...*want the rest call it*" in Washington's rich area code 425, it has a bad cover singing it. Call all the area codes you can you'll find a plathora of nostalgia lovers, or just plain crazy version of this popular number. To think this song 867-5309/ Jenny is still revelant today being that the song came out in 1981 and it is 2015.... People grow the hell up and get on with life.
Dude 1: Hey Jenny?
Jenny: Yes?
Dude 2: We wanna know is your phone number 867-5309?
Jenny (With an evil grin): Yes it is but don't call my very rich and strong husband do not like people pranking us!

Dude 1 and 2: Whoa I think we will not call.
by Renegade from Tacoma August 4, 2015
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530411351

sells "i sell hoes" on a calculator when flipped over
fag 1: 530411351! (i sell hoes!)
fag 2: 530451134? (hell's hoes?)
by anonon0nymous March 27, 2010
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53

how much points i got on the urban dictionary challenge, basically you press the random button and count how many non-sex related definitions you get
i got 53 non sex related definitions
by the cooler penguin27 September 9, 2020
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