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march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)
Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.
by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019
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April 20th

People born In April 20th are BEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!! but also remember they got a bad temper too and is really beautiful
Karen: I wish I was born in April 20th
Suzan: why?
Karen: cuz ☝🏻☝🏻
by Be_the_FLOW November 13, 2019
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October 20th

National No-Fanmail Day
"this is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now peace and love peace and love I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have nothing will be signed after the 20th of October if that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do so no more fan mail thank you thank you and no objects to be signed nothing ah anyway peace and love peace and love" - Richard "Ringo Starr" Starkey, before October 20th
by ringostarrslilcockgobbler November 18, 2019
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November 20th

Taylana: Hey Abigale it’s November 20th which means it’s poke your crush day.
Abigale: finally nows my chance
Abigale: *pokes Blake*
Blake: Ouch what was that for?
Abigale: It’s national poke your crush day!
Blake: oh.
Blake: wait what?
Abigale: *walks away*
by Blissfulbitch November 19, 2019
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April 20th

Go smoke that loud with your friends! It’s national smoking day, get with your friends and smoke that doobie! Who’s down?
April 20th is the best date ever
by Sam charles April 12, 2019
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November 20th

November 20th is national grab your cats ass day.
Feel free to grab your cats ass at any time on November 20th.

Ex:
Carol: Hey Cindy have you grabbed Carl’s ass yet today?
Cindy: Tf Carol. Carl’s my cat!
Carol: I know. Today’s national grab your cats ass day though.
by Obame December 1, 2019
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December 20th

tell U friend wear their pjs because it’s December 20th
by Cats rules December 19, 2019
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