1st round

Something the Toronto Maple Leafs can't do.

The leafs blew a 3-1 lead to the Habs in the 1st round

by Luca Stasi January 26, 2023

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

1st october

LOUIS TOMLINSON WORLD DOMINATION DAY!!!!!!

friend: hey its 1st October

me: you mean Louis Tomlinson world domination day? yeah I know

by annieloveslouis October 1, 2020

1st Army

1ST Army is a a reserve training unit comprised of the most incompetent, lazy and un-knowledgeable soldiers in the US Army. To gain employment in 1st Army you must prove that your GT score is less than 85 and your inability to tie your own shoes. You must then give oral sex to a morbidly obese colonel while he listens to Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyre".

Sgt.O'Grady "How was your close quarters battle training Specialist?"

SPC Goldman "They taught me I should clear a room by winning their hearts and minds."

Sgt. O'Grady "1st Army retards."

by Shmuli Big Nuts February 7, 2009

April 1st

Also known as October 3rd, Sevvals birthday

On April 1st the Gulhans go wild.

by Danny Harder May 19, 2018

1st February

Suck your boy best friends dick today! Time to unbuckles his belt and work it girlllll

Me: unbuckles boy best friends belt

Him: what are you doing? keep on going babe..

Me: it’s 1st February

by Loxana February 1, 2021

February 1st

The day everyone should stay off tiktok

dude have you heard the news about February 1st?

by ianthegraham January 30, 2020