by toes xd April 26, 2021
by Luca Stasi January 26, 2023
by annieloveslouis October 01, 2020
1ST Army is a a reserve training unit comprised of the most incompetent, lazy and un-knowledgeable soldiers in the US Army. To gain employment in 1st Army you must prove that your GT score is less than 85 and your inability to tie your own shoes. You must then give oral sex to a morbidly obese colonel while he listens to Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyre".
Sgt.O'Grady "How was your close quarters battle training Specialist?"
SPC Goldman "They taught me I should clear a room by winning their hearts and minds."
Sgt. O'Grady "1st Army retards."
SPC Goldman "They taught me I should clear a room by winning their hearts and minds."
Sgt. O'Grady "1st Army retards."
by Shmuli Big Nuts February 08, 2009
Me: unbuckles boy best friends belt
Him: what are you doing? keep on going babe..
Me: it’s 1st February
Him: what are you doing? keep on going babe..
Me: it’s 1st February
by Loxana February 01, 2021
by Danny Harder April 01, 2018
by ianthegraham January 30, 2020