December 1st

Unleash the nut you’ve been holding in all month

Hey it’s December 1st. What does that mean you ask? Time to unleash the nut

by Yeet, skeet, delete November 1, 2019

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May 1st

May 1st is a day to be kind.

its may 1st! heres a chocolate bear

by toes xd April 26, 2021

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1st october

LOUIS TOMLINSON WORLD DOMINATION DAY!!!!!!

friend: hey its 1st October

me: you mean Louis Tomlinson world domination day? yeah I know

by annieloveslouis October 1, 2020

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1ST Army is a a reserve training unit comprised of the most incompetent, lazy and un-knowledgeable soldiers in the US Army. To gain employment in 1st Army you must prove that your GT score is less than 85 and your inability to tie your own shoes. You must then give oral sex to a morbidly obese colonel while he listens to Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyre".

Sgt.O'Grady "How was your close quarters battle training Specialist?"

SPC Goldman "They taught me I should clear a room by winning their hearts and minds."

Sgt. O'Grady "1st Army retards."

by Shmuli Big Nuts February 7, 2009

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